Second Investigation

[pleasureislanders]

[Hey guess what everyone? There’s no horrible explosion to wake you up this morning! It’s nice and quiet inside the Adventurer’s Club.

…Outside, however? Even from inside, you can hear faint, distant screaming.

That’s… that’s probably fine, right. You wouldn’t need to investigate that, would you?]

Comments

[primafacie]

What - oh dear. Excuse me, could you all. Could you be quiet for a moment?

[She doesn't wanna go down in the pit. What kind of red is it.]

[pleasureislanders]

[They don't seem to listen, and they continue their frenzy.

It seems like the kind of red that would come from blood, some of it has turned brown from oxidation and dried up.]

[goldiloxy]

[Eventually Foxy's going to make her way over here. Can she make anything coherent out from what the walruses are screaming, or is it still nonsense?]

[pleasureislanders]

[FLESH AND BLOOD! FLESH AND BLOOD!]

[goldiloxy]

[Oof.]

They're...saying "flesh and blood." Over and over again. [She looks a little queasy, but at least she's not fainting?]

[madmadam]

Aren't they just darling?

[tadaishi]

[Mim that's terrifying.]

[madmadam]

Oh! Looks like I missed some fun last night!

[She just. appears behind Sugar Plum.]

[primafacie]

Ah. Um, well. Excuse me, then!

[Please do not eat her, Walruses, but she's going to drop down and hover for a closer look.]

[pleasureislanders]

[The Walruses try to lash at Sugar Plum, but luckily barely miss her (I'm not a monster).

Strangely though, as much as she looks inside the pit, she will find absolutely zero human remains in there?

[primafacie]

[Well, that's good? She guesses?]

There's no body down here! [Pause.] Ah, um. That might not be good upon further thought.

[feudalladyshandmaid]

Yeah, that's not good!

[You'd hope that a miracle happened. But it probably didn't.

Are there any clues up and outside the pit that could point her towards a body elsewhere?]

[pleasureislanders]

[The weirdest thing? No there isn't

But that doesn't mean there isn't a body elsewhere ;)]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Great! Super! She hates this!

At least they can cover more ground by splitting up. And Videopolis is close by. Let's see what we can find there.]

[pleasureislanders]

[There's definitely some weird things going on here, but no body!]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Weird how?]

[pleasureislanders]

[;) Don't worry about it you'll be able to investigate proper soon enough.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Great!! She hates it even more!!

Off to the island depot!!!]

[tadaishi]

[If there's no body at the Pit, Tadashi's going to go check out the Island Depot, just in case.]

[pleasureislanders]

[Oh boy Tadashi you are in for a treat!

Because you don't find just one, but two bodies laying on the floor!]

[tadaishi]

[Oh thanks, he hates this.

Please tell him the bodies are identifiable and not like. Horribly walrus-mutilated.

Who are they?]

[pleasureislanders]

[Oh don't worry they're very identifiable.

Yzma and Cecil are dead.]

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Okay, coming up on the depot, oh Tadashi is here, that's-]

Oh. Come on...

[tadaishi]

[Who kills an old lady?]

Two people...

[feudalladyshandmaid]

[Cass is. Here.

It's looking sort of crowded in the pit, so she's hanging back.]