neverhadafriend: (10)
The Genie ([personal profile] neverhadafriend) wrote in [community profile] adventurersclub2020-07-18 10:14 am

THIRD TRIAL

[Once again, you make your way to the lobby of the Adventurers Club. Once again, you make you way down the stairs to the trial room that awaits you below the surface. Today, however, the birds seem to be occupied by something other than the excitement of murder. Whispers are exchanged, and although no sentences can be made out, you might hear the occasional word--enough to know that they're talking about wishes.

Before the weight of the conversation begins to settle in, Genie appears in the center of the stage, glancing around at the podiums.]


Wow, the crowd's really starting to thin out, huh? [He lets out a nervous chuckle.] Y'know, I don't...think I've asked my master what happens if this keeps happening until nobody's left.

[He looks like he's about to add something else, but glances towards the birds on the ceiling and decides against it. Third times the charm, right?]
diebartdie: (He remains an EnglIIIIIIIIIIIIIshman)

[personal profile] diebartdie 2020-07-18 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...you know, I hope the same. I would much rather be strangled than stabbed.
primafacie: (when we dance real crazy)

[personal profile] primafacie 2020-07-18 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Is there a reason for that?
diebartdie: (dank urine-soaked hellhole...)

[personal profile] diebartdie 2020-07-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Stabbing is so slow. Not terribly instant. You’re going to be conscious for most of it. I’d only save stabbing for my worst enemy...who thankfully is not here right now. So.
primafacie: (think you're really hot hot)

[personal profile] primafacie 2020-07-18 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't the same be said for strangulation, though? Do humans die instantly if choked?
diebartdie: (And attentive to our duty)

[personal profile] diebartdie 2020-07-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
They don’t die instantly, no, but stabbing is much messier.
feudalladyshandmaid: (Check)

[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2020-07-18 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[...let's just ignore the attempted murderer-sized elephant in the room and push on.]

If someone was stabbed, it wasn't Daisy. There was no blood around the body, or on the clothes.