There might be a secret shed outside this place, but I think the doors are locked.

[A pause.]

But I haven't tried the windows yet! Come on!

[He picks up a chair (with a significant amount of effort) and hauls it towards the window. With a loud grunt, he throws it. The chair makes a loud bang as it hits the wall, but otherwise the window remains intact.

Doof doubles over briefly, wheezing and catching his breath.]

Phew, I'm getting out of shape. Give me...a few moments....