[Who's this fancy lady? Why does he feel like he's about to be put into detention if he so much as looks at her the wrong way?]

It's not supposed to be charming! It's supposed to get stuck in your head! But it doesn't work unless you have the visuals to go along side it!

[He bangs a fist on the panel in the hopes that it'll stop. It just ends up restarting the song again, except at a higher pitch.]

Oh, come on!