Oh, I wish! But if I were the person in charge, I'd change up how this place was decorated. Like, instead of putting all these trophies on the walls, I'd place my valuable and extensive collection of inventions all around to intimidate visitors. Also, I wouldn't have any visitors. Period. Except for my nemesis on weekends, maybe, and the mailman so I can pick up my alimony check.
[A beat.]
Yeah, I have some major complaints about how this place is run. But, hey! Free food!
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Oh, I wish! But if I were the person in charge, I'd change up how this place was decorated. Like, instead of putting all these trophies on the walls, I'd place my valuable and extensive collection of inventions all around to intimidate visitors. Also, I wouldn't have any visitors. Period. Except for my nemesis on weekends, maybe, and the mailman so I can pick up my alimony check.
[A beat.]
Yeah, I have some major complaints about how this place is run. But, hey! Free food!