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Adventurers Club Mods ([personal profile] pleasureislanders) wrote in [community profile] adventurersclub2020-06-22 12:00 pm
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You aint never had a friend, never had a friend...

[So

At least the Genie seems pretty darn friendly for a Genie?

Unfortunately he doesn't seem to be able to send you guys home anytime soon. But on the bright side, minus some certain jerks (looking at you, Bill), no one seems blood thirsty enough to resort to murder, not when they could try to escape. And with a helpful (well... helpful as he can be) host, perhaps no one will die!

... Yeah I can't even pretend to joke.

As you wake up the morning following the host appearing himself, there will be a list of club rules next to all the profiles. Which should at least discourage Bill Cipher from murdering everyone the instant he stops being a puppet.

Still, the week seems pretty peaceful, and you can explore the hotel more if you like. or even chat with the Genie if you want to squeeze some information out of him/befriend him! He's not picky!

Enjoy your time while you can, adventurers...]


[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]


{OOC: Welcome to your first weekly log! Since this is a peace week, there will be no murder occurring this week! Feel free to mingle with each other and use the regain mask if you have long enough threads.

Have fun everyone <3}
doofenshmirtz: (09)

[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-06-28 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Why aren't you playing games with food? In my opinion, intellectual activities can be much more improved if you have a caloric intake to supplement them.

[No, he's not going to explain the predicament that lead to this in the first place.]

Are you going to play checkers or not, you old hag?
acruelirony: (11)

[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-06-28 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't you eat snacks off to the side instead of turning them into game pieces?

[Yzma narrows her eyes at the "hag" comment.]

No one in this place knows how to treat people with respect, I see. Is that any way to talk to an empress?

[Still. She sits down across from him.]

I'll be the cheese.
Edited 2020-06-28 21:10 (UTC)
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[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-06-28 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Empress? Really? Well, your highness, I don't know if you've noticed, but we're all stuck in here together, whether we like it or not. So, unless you're, like, empress of the Adventures Club, I don't think that means anything to me.

[Still. At least he's gotten someone to play with him.]

Oookay. That means I get to go first.

[He moves a piece forward.]
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[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-06-28 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It matters if we both manage to survive this stupid club and I have you thrown in prison for your insolence. Or worse.

[Still, he's not... totally wrong, loathe as Yzma is to admit it. There's no guards in this place. She has no real authority, excluding when she manages to intimidate others into falling in line- like Kronk.

She's not a fan. She makes her first move, scowling all the while.]
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[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-07-01 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, prison. How cruel. It's not like I'd be able to immediately break out with my jailinator.

[He moves again, rolling his eyes.]

Seriously, I'm an evil scientist, it's my job to cause havoc and defy authority or something. I don't know, they weren't really clear on the description at orientation.
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[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-07-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Your... "jailinator"?

[She does perk up slightly at the "evil scientist" comment.]

Interesting. I'm something of a scientist, myself.
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[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-07-01 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's an invention that gets me out of jail. Keep up, will you?

[He does not elaborate. However, he does look interested in what Yzma has to say.]

Okay, when you say scientist, do you mean, like, a regular scientist like a biologist or geologist or something, or do you mean evil scientist? Because there's a rather large difference in profession. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen a geologist be an evil scientist before. It's like, what are you gonna do, throw rocks at me?
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[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-07-01 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Yzma pauses thoughtfully. She'd rather keep her involvement in anything unsavory under the table, but...]

Evil, I suppose. [She makes her next move on the board.] I have a secret lab in the palace where I craft potions and poisons.
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[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-07-01 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh! I've never worked with potions and poisons very much, it seemed kind of archaic to me. But I've worked plenty with rays and beams and other inators!

[He leans forward, grinning.]

Anyways, do tell more! Do you happen to have a nemesis? Mine is a platypus.

[Does Yzma even know what a platypus is?]
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[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-07-01 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
... You have an animal nemesis?

[She probably knows what a platypus is, just for how anachronistic Emperor's New Groove is. Not to mention that plenty of potions of hers turn people into animals that don't exist anywhere near South America.]

... Mine is a llama.

[Yzma sounds oddly smug about that.]
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[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-07-01 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he was assigned to me by OWCA. I got a letter in the mail and everything.

[He grins, leaning back in his chair.]

Hah! I knew there had to be someone else here who had a nemesis! Everyone I kept talking to looked like I was crazy! [A pause.] Soooo, how'd you meet him?

[His tone sounds like he's talking about the latest high school gossip.]
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[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-07-01 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what OWCA is.

Well... [Yzma rotates the idea in her mind for a moment, trying to figure out how to best phrase this.] I raised him from early childhood. Then, he betrayed me. I've set out to destroy him ever since.

[She doesn't seem particularly beat up over it.]
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[personal profile] doofenshmirtz 2020-07-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. Intense stuff. I can see that totally factoring into a tragic backstory. Kinda weird to raise a vengeful llama, though.

[He says this, of course, in complete earnestness.]

Oh, OWCA is the Organization Without a Cool Acronym. It specializes in secret agents. Of the animal variety, of course.
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[personal profile] acruelirony 2020-07-01 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Tragic backstory?

Yes, well. I certainly didn't raise him with the intent of him turning out this way. He's also not a secret agent. Just an annoying rebel attempting to stir up trouble ever since I became the rightful empress.