You aint never had a friend, never had a friend...

[pleasureislanders]

[So

At least the Genie seems pretty darn friendly for a Genie?

Unfortunately he doesn't seem to be able to send you guys home anytime soon. But on the bright side, minus some certain jerks (looking at you, Bill), no one seems blood thirsty enough to resort to murder, not when they could try to escape. And with a helpful (well... helpful as he can be) host, perhaps no one will die!

... Yeah I can't even pretend to joke.

As you wake up the morning following the host appearing himself, there will be a list of club rules next to all the profiles. Which should at least discourage Bill Cipher from murdering everyone the instant he stops being a puppet.

Still, the week seems pretty peaceful, and you can explore the hotel more if you like. or even chat with the Genie if you want to squeeze some information out of him/befriend him! He's not picky!

Enjoy your time while you can, adventurers...]

[MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY]

{OOC: Welcome to your first weekly log! Since this is a peace week, there will be no murder occurring this week! Feel free to mingle with each other and use the regain mask if you have long enough threads.

Have fun everyone <3}

Comments

[primafacie]

The latter, obviously. Horrid, real rats defiling the sanctity of the Four Realms. [She shakes her head.] I do so pity her, not being as perfect as me. She was never able to handle it.

[hells_angles]

Ooh, yeah, textbook jealousy and egomania.

[He swirls the possibly-martini.]

That's the burden of perfection, though, having to deal with pale imitators.

[primafacie]

Exactly. [She's back to her overly cheerful self.] Clara tries so hard, but she's so young and she has so far to go before she reaches the genius of her mother.

[hells_angles]

Ooh, right, Clara. She's the one who did the thing, right?

[primafacie]

Hm? Oh, not really. Well, I suppose you could say she brought the key back to me, but that's not really anything at all.

[hells_angles]

I mean sure, barely. But it's one of those things where you need to at least kind of act grateful even though you didn't really need the help, right? Price of being the best, having to be the bigger person.

[primafacie]

Mm, yes. I'm grateful to her of course but she's a poor substitute for her mother, if I'm being honest.

[And she does so strive to be honest.]

[hells_angles]

Passed over for promotion for the old boss' kid, huh? Nepotism's rough like that.