FIRST INVESTIGATION

[pleasureislanders]

[At around 3 AM, any semblance of normalcy is shattered by a deafening explosion that shakes the very foundations of the club, causing dust and plaster to cascade from the ceiling. Hope you weren't planning on sleeping in. Within seconds, the shaking stops, and the club falls quiet again.

Whatever that was, it couldn't have been good. Sounds like it came from the first floor.

Perhaps you should go investigate?]

Comments

[pleasureislanders]

[Huh. It looks like there are quite a few things out of place in the salon, but we'll get to those later! While you brew your coffee, why not grab a muffin from your friend, Norm?]

[dannydorito]

[That's probably fine.]

[Or at the very least he doesn't care, as long as the sweet consciousness-prolonging caffeine is fine.]

Hey-

[Crap, think of a nickname, think of a nickname-]

...You. How's the donuts?

[doofenshmirtz]

I wouldn't know! I cannot actually consume any sort of food!

[Norm lets out a hearty laugh.]

Would you like a banana muffin?

[dannydorito]

....Yeah, sure, why not.

[It's not directly absorbing the life forces of lesser beings to fuel his perfect existence, but beggars and choosers and all that.]

[He'll take a muffin and bite into it.]

Suits! That's your name.