FIRST INVESTIGATION

[pleasureislanders]

[At around 3 AM, any semblance of normalcy is shattered by a deafening explosion that shakes the very foundations of the club, causing dust and plaster to cascade from the ceiling. Hope you weren't planning on sleeping in. Within seconds, the shaking stops, and the club falls quiet again.

Whatever that was, it couldn't have been good. Sounds like it came from the first floor.

Perhaps you should go investigate?]

Comments

[primafacie]

[Bad!!! Startled out of bed, Sugarplum is going to run straight down into the lobby.]

[pleasureislanders]

[Surprisingly, there's nothing out of place in the lobby! Just the usual mounted animals and trophies staring down at you.]

[primafacie]

[Cool. Love it. What if she heads to the lounge?]

[tadaishi]

[ Well that gets Tadashi up real quick, and he's out of bed and down stairs (and half dressed) in less than a minute]

What happened?

[madmadam]

Someone's breaking things without me!

[dannydorito]

[Well. Fine. He's definitely awake now. Just what he wanted.]

[Yay.]

[He's going to trudge into the Salon and hope whatever that was didn't also take out the coffee makers.]

[pleasureislanders]

[Huh. It looks like there are quite a few things out of place in the salon, but we'll get to those later! While you brew your coffee, why not grab a muffin from your friend, Norm?]

[dannydorito]

[That's probably fine.]

[Or at the very least he doesn't care, as long as the sweet consciousness-prolonging caffeine is fine.]

Hey-

[Crap, think of a nickname, think of a nickname-]

...You. How's the donuts?

[bornforit]

[Leia skids out into the hallway at the sound of an explosion, eyes wide. She runs down to the foyer to see if she can find any sign or source of the noise. This can’t be good...]

[pleasureislanders]

[Nothing there! But you might wanna join your friend, Sugar Plum Fairy, in a bit....]

[halloteen]

[FUCK WE'RE UNDER ATTACK so marnie just takes her spear and decides to see if the evil monsters have started their attack in the library.]

[pleasureislanders]

[Nothing in the library, thank God. This place is a hallowed sanctum of learning!]

[neverhadafriend]

[In the midst of all this chaos, Genie appears in a puff of smoke, sporting a floppy nightcap and a pillow in his hands. He pulls an alarm clock out of thin air and squints at its face.]

Three in the morning?!

[He tosses off the nightcap and throws the pillow off to the side. There's a crash and an unseen cat yowling. The Genie nervously floats by the corpse, wringing his hands together.]

So, um, I guess what you gotta do now is try and figure out who might've done this, huh? [He lets out a nervous laugh.] Unfortunately, I'm under strict guidelines not to help you all, but I suggest you search thoroughly.

CLUE COUNT

[pleasureislanders]

Total Clues: 15/15

Lounge 9/9
Behold, the Wishinator!
Magic is never a good sign.
Point blank seems like a pretty messy way to go out.
Let's take a closer look at that cannon!
Someone needs to wash their hands before poking random buttons...
You're never getting that glitter off your shoes.
That can't be good for your health.
How convenient--a note!
Huh. Who's this girl?

Salon 3/3
Behold, the Wishinator...?
Muffin testimony!
Who put glitter on Norm?

Trophy Room 3/3
Hey, this isn't a trophy!
Deer don't wear gloves. What's up with this?
Glitter, more glitter...

LOUNGE

[pleasureislanders]

[Well...see if you can investigate without getting your clothes covered in glitter, will you?]

[primafacie]

[People who are SUPER fucking useless as bodytouchers: Sugarplum. So instead, she's going to inspect the inator that I assume is strewn across the room. Mainly: was it meant to shoot glitter? What is this thing for?

Oddly, despite the fact that she's from Victorian England, Sugarplum has a way better grasp of machinery than you might think.]

Re: LOUNGE

[tadaishi]

[Too late. is there anything interesting immediately around the body besides glitter?

[nobodylikesyouwhen]

[ So. About that body. X-23 might not be a doctor, but she is a trained assassin! Anything obviously funky going on apart from the protective shell of glitter? ]

ROOM CLEARED

[pleasureislanders]

SALON

[pleasureislanders]

[Grab a snack while you investigate. Surely the snacks can't be the murder weapon, right?]

[dannydorito]

[Bill is tired and also doesn't actually care that much.]

[So as his coffee is brewing, does anything besides the now orphaned robot and his muffins stand out here?]

ROOM CLEARED

[pleasureislanders]

TROPHY ROOM

[pleasureislanders]

[The taxidermy animals know what sins have transpired here.]

[kuzcospoison]

[Kronk is... not too jazzed about the decor of this place, admittedly, but he'll try his hand at looking around. Is there anything that looks immediately "off" about the room?]

ROOM CLEARED

[pleasureislanders]