ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE...

[pleasureislanders]

The first thing you notice upon gaining consciousness is the smell. The air smells musty and woody, like the back corner of some forgotten tourist trap. As you stir yourself awake, you find yourself in a wicker bed with a soft sheet draped over you. The room’s walls are wood-paneled, and a nearby desk displays a digital clock reading “9 AM”. A singular potted plant provides the barest amount of decoration--though, the exact plant species differs between rooms. A note written in flowing cursive has been taped to your door.

MEETING IN THE LOBBY AT NOON
- G ♥
As you make your way out of your room, you’ll find yourself on a balcony overlooking a octagonal lobby below. Various artifacts and trophies decorate the club from top to bottom, cluttering the walls and any available surface. From here, you can clearly see that the marble floor of the lobby is decorated to look like a compass. Descending the stairs will reveal that, in addition to the artifacts mounted on the walls, several plaques have been put up detailing the lives of those trapped here--including you.

If you peer out the windows, you’ll see a tropical island sprawled out before you, overgrown with palm trees and shrubs. If you peer far enough above the treeline, you might even be able to see the ocean. No matter how hard you try, the front door is sealed shut and the windows seem impossible to break.

You've got until noon 'til the meeting happens. For now...enjoy the club, if you can.

[ OOC: Welcome to the Adventurers Club! We're so excited to have you here. This is the intro log--feel free to mingle on this post to your hearts content. At 6 PM EST, we'll be introducing the host! If you have any questions, feel free to direct them to the mods. ]

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Comments

I'm so sorry

[dannydorito]

...That's rough, buddy.

[The solemn look lasts precisely long enough for someone to wonder if it's genuine, before-]

But hey! Look on the bright side. Who doesn't wanna go out with a bang, amirite?

>:(

[bornforit]

[Leia stares at this short, squat nightmare of a man for a long, long moment. She contemplates murder. She really does.

But instead, she just exhales, nostrils flaring.]

It's unfortunate that they invited someone so clearly mentally deficient to this party.

[dannydorito]

[Give in to your anger, Leia, not even the Mastermind would count this one as murder probably.]

Oh I dunno, I think it's kind of sweet.

[He takes an unsubtle look in Sideshow Bob's direction.]

Between you and me I don't think Timmy's got too many friends. Nice of our hosts to reach out like that. And if not, hey! Every party needs a clown

[bornforit]

[The look on Leia's face is...inscrutable. She can't tell if this man is fucking with her or if he's actually that obtuse, but either way...]

...Right. I don't see myself continuing this conversation. Good day to you.

cw: being and edgy political shitlord? idk

[dannydorito]

[Spoiler, it's definitely the first. Or at least MOSTLY the first.]

And now dismissing our fine comedic brethren. Shame. So much for the tolerant left.

[bornforit]

[calling back as she walks quickly away:]

I don't even know what that means!