ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE...

[pleasureislanders]

The first thing you notice upon gaining consciousness is the smell. The air smells musty and woody, like the back corner of some forgotten tourist trap. As you stir yourself awake, you find yourself in a wicker bed with a soft sheet draped over you. The room’s walls are wood-paneled, and a nearby desk displays a digital clock reading “9 AM”. A singular potted plant provides the barest amount of decoration--though, the exact plant species differs between rooms. A note written in flowing cursive has been taped to your door.

MEETING IN THE LOBBY AT NOON
- G ♥
As you make your way out of your room, you’ll find yourself on a balcony overlooking a octagonal lobby below. Various artifacts and trophies decorate the club from top to bottom, cluttering the walls and any available surface. From here, you can clearly see that the marble floor of the lobby is decorated to look like a compass. Descending the stairs will reveal that, in addition to the artifacts mounted on the walls, several plaques have been put up detailing the lives of those trapped here--including you.

If you peer out the windows, you’ll see a tropical island sprawled out before you, overgrown with palm trees and shrubs. If you peer far enough above the treeline, you might even be able to see the ocean. No matter how hard you try, the front door is sealed shut and the windows seem impossible to break.

You've got until noon 'til the meeting happens. For now...enjoy the club, if you can.

[ OOC: Welcome to the Adventurers Club! We're so excited to have you here. This is the intro log--feel free to mingle on this post to your hearts content. At 6 PM EST, we'll be introducing the host! If you have any questions, feel free to direct them to the mods. ]

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Comments

[dannydorito]

All we gotta do is shuffle one of these other schmucks off their sad little mortal coil, right? Easy enough! But really, too easy. There's always more.

[neverhadafriend]

[The Genie can't tell if he wished everyone here was more like him or if he would have died from torture instantly.]

Well that's quite easy, Dan.

You gotta get away with it.

[dannydorito]

Pff- okay then, that part's easy. You just gotta keep killing anyone who cares about the corpses.

[neverhadafriend]

Not so fast, buster. It ain't going to be that easy.

The morning after the murder occurs we need to have a trial to see whodunnit. It's not a murder mystery if the culprit stabs everyone day one, after all!

[dannydorito]

Ah! See, now THERE'S a catch. Leavin' enough chumps alive to wonder who did it, right?

[neverhadafriend]

Pretty much.

And you made a pretty big target for yourself right now, Mr. DeVito.

[He's not saying he hates this guy already But...

... Okay yeah he kinda hates him.]

[dannydorito]

Oh no, a bunch of mortals trying to kill me, that's NEVER happened before.

[neverhadafriend]

As if you ain't a mortal yourself, now, too!

[dannydorito]

This ain't my first body-hopping rodeo, Smiley. I know how this works.

[Arrested Development Narrator: but he did not]

[neverhadafriend]

Mmmhm, and how powerful are you here, anyway?

[dannydorito]

Hm! Excellent question.

[Wow? Why you gotta be going after his sore spots like that? He came here for a good time and now he's just being attacked?]

Ooh, I know! I don't need some unseen schmuck's permission to go to the bathroom, how's free will for a start?

1/2

[neverhadafriend]

Good point there, but I think you're forgetting one thing, my dear friend Danny...

[He raises a hand and zaps Bill Cipher directly.]

[neverhadafriend]

[And Bill is now a sentient triangle puppet for the next three days, have fun with that, buddy.]

I still have some free will!

1/2

[hells_angles]

[what]

2/2

[hells_angles]

[From the floor]

VIOLENCE IS THE RESORT OF THE FEEBLE-MINDED, SMILEY.

[neverhadafriend]

[Picks him up.

And puppets him in front of the others in a falsetto.]

"Hello everyone, my name is Danny DeVito and I am a biiiig jerk who thinks I'm amazing because I threaten everyone I meet!"

[hells_angles]

That is a terrible impersonation!

[What has he done to deserve this aside from everything.]